Monday, March 1, 2010

Why having a Korean boyfriend is cool

---The point of this blog is to chronicle my progress into becoming an Asian. This was not something forced upon me, but rather, something I chose to do. The reason is because my future in-laws are old generation Koreans who are extremely homogenous in their mindsets regarding the marriage of their only son. Therefore, I am setting out to embrace their culture open-heartedly and make myself into such a good little domestic that even real Korean wives will be jealous. Anyways- while I start this sucker up, here are a few key pointers as to why Koreans are fantastic....Korean boyfriends to be exact.

  • he will introduce you to the most amazing, yet spicy food you have ever had
  • he will be randomly sweet and grab your hand or rub your cheek
  • his hair will always look cool and stylish, even after going without a shower for days
  • he will always be interested in Americanisms that you cant get rid of
  • he will force you to go to karaoke with him....but you will end up loving it
  • he will be a clean freak(which ladies...admit it...we all like men who can tidy up)
  • he will constantly be telling you why Korea is the best country in the world and why you should wish you had been born a Korean
  • he will randomly start speaking in Korean, momentarily forgetting that it is not your native language
  • one word: Engrish
  • Korean men are just hot. hands down..the most gorgeous of all Asians.

**And many more. If you need more persuading as to why Korean men are superior to all others- feel free to send me a message!

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